Wrestlemania 11 Review

The grandest stage of em all! With a football player in the main event. Still, it's WRESTLEMANIA!


The Allied Powers (Lex Luger and The British Bulldog) defeated The Blu Brothers (Jacob and Eli) (w/Uncle Zebekiah) (6:34)
Bulldog pinned one of the Blu Brothers with a roll-up.
*1/4
Not the best start to a night that gets worse.

Razor Ramon defeated WWF Intercontinental Champion Jeff Jarrett (w/The Roadie) by disqualification (13:32)
Jarrett was disqualified after interference from the Roadie, Jarrett retained the title.
The 1-2-3 Kid made a run-in after the match to help Ramon fight off Jarrett and the Roadie.
**1/4
Hey a **+ match! Take a picture a wave bye-bye kiddies. Not many of those on this trip.

The Undertaker (w/Paul Bearer) defeated King Kong Bundy (w/Ted DiBiase) (6:36)
Undertaker pinned Bundy after a flying clothesline.
½*
Uh...at least it was short.

Owen Hart and Yokozuna defeated The Smokin' Gunns (Billy and Bart) to win the WWF Tag Team Championship (9:42)
Yokozuna was billed as Owen Hart's "mystery partner"; this was Yokozuna's first appearance since the 1994 Survivor Series.
Hart pinned Billy after a banzai drop from Yokozuna.
*1/2
Uh...at least it was less than 10 minutes.

Bret Hart defeated Bob Backlund (w/Roddy Piper as Special Guest Referee) in an "I Quit" Match (9:34)
Backlund said something unintelligible into the microphone while in the Crossface Chickenwing. Piper interpreted this as a submission and awarded the bout to Hart.
**1/4
The same stipulation as their **** match less than half a year earlier and this one was mediocre (otherwise known as "good" for this show)

Diesel (w/Pamela Anderson) defeated Shawn Michaels (w/Sid and Jenny McCarthy) to retain the WWF Championship (20:35)
Diesel pinned Michaels after a Jacknife Powerbomb.
***1/2
WHOO-HOO! We have broken ***! Actually a decent match, but who cares really?

Lawrence Taylor defeated Bam Bam Bigelow (w/Ted DiBiase) (11:42)
LT pinned Bigelow after a flying forearm from the second rope.
Ken Norton, Jr., Carl Banks, Rickey Jackson, Steve McMichael, Reggie White, and Chris Spielman accompanied Lawrence Taylor to the ring. Members of the Million Dollar Corporation I.R.S., Kama, Nikolai Volkoff, Tatanka and King Kong Bundy were in Bigelow's corner along with DiBiase.
Salt-N-Pepa performed Lawrence Taylor's entrance music live, a modified version of "Whatta Man".
**1/2
The best celebrity match ever. But thats like saying it was the least painful kick to the groin you have ever had.

~ One of the worst WMs ever. The best match was only ***1/4. And it had Jonathan Taylor Thomas. NEED I SAY MORE?