Friday, August 24, 2007

1999 Survivor Series Review

Poor Austin...

(4 on 4) Survivor Series match: The Godfather, D'Lo Brown and The Headbangers (Mosh and Thrasher) defeated The Dudley Boyz (Bubba Ray and D-Von) and The Acolytes (Faarooq and Bradshaw) (9:36)

Elimination #
Wrestler
Team
Eliminated by
Elimination move
Time

1
Thrasher
Headbangers, Brown, Godfather
Bradshaw
Pinfall after a Clothesline from Hell
3:40

2
Mosh
Headbangers, Brown, Godfather
Bubba Ray Dudley
Pinfall after a 3D
4:57

3
Bradshaw
APA and Dudleyz
No One
Disqualified
5:52

4
Faarooq and D-Von Dudley
APA and the Dudleyz
No One
Double Count-Out
6:45

5
Bubba Ray Dudley
APA and Dudleyz
D'Lo Brown
Pinfall after a Ho Train and Lo Down
9:36

Survivors: Godfather and D-Lo Brown
**1/2
Sold stuff.

Kurt Angle defeated Shawn Stasiak (5:56)
Angle pinned Stasiak after an Olympic Slam.
*
Angle's debut match. I never thought he would even matter. I thought he'd be doing jobs on Heat. I was kinda wrong.

(4 on 4) Survivor Series match: Val Venis, Mark Henry, Gangrel and Steve Blackman defeated The British Bulldog and the Mean Street Posse (Rodney, Pete Gas, and Joey Abs) (9:10)

Elimination #
Wrestler
Team
Eliminated by
Elimination move
Time

1
Pete Gas
Bulldog/Mean Street Posse
Steve Blackman
Pinfall after a Martial Arts Kick
2:56

2
Rodney
Bulldog/Mean Street Posse
Gangrel
Pinfall after a Implant DDT
4:21

3
Joey Abs
Bulldog/Mean Street Posse
Mark Henry
Pinfall after a Big Splash
6:02

4
Gangrel
Venis/Henry/Gangrel/Blackman
British Bulldog
Pinfall after a Superplex
6:46

5
Steve Blackman
Venis/Henry/Gangrel/Blackman
British Bulldog
Pinfall with a Fisherman Suplex
7:32

6
British Bulldog
Bulldog/Mean Street Posse
Val Venis
Pinfall after a Big Splash and Money Shot
9:10

Survivors: Val Venis and Mark Henry
*3/4
Average SS match.

Mae Young, The Fabulous Moolah, Tori and Debra defeated Ivory, Luna, Jacqueline and Terri Runnels (1:53)
Moolah pinned Ivory after a Big Splash.
This was a normal tag team match and not a SS match.
DUD
If it would have reached 2 minutes, it would have been in negative stars.

Kane defeated X-Pac by disqualification (4:14)
X-Pac was disqualified after D-Generation X came ringside and attacked Kane just as he was attempting a Tombstone piledriver on X-Pac.
½*
RAW match.

(1 on 4) Handicap Survivor Series match: The Big Show defeated The Big Boss Man, Prince Albert, Mideon and Viscera (1:27)

Elimination #
Wrestler
Team
Eliminated by
Elimination move
Time

1
Mideon
Mideon/Viscera/Boss Man/Albert
Big Show
Pinfall after a Chokeslam
0:18

2
Prince Albert
Mideon/Viscera/Boss Man/Albert
Big Show
Pinfall after a Chokeslam
0:30

3
Viscera
Mideon/Viscera/Boss Man/Albert
Big Show
Pinfall after a Chokeslam
0:55

4
Big Bossman
Mideon/Viscera/Boss Man/Albert
No one
Counted-Out
1:27

Survivor: Big Show

The Big Show originally had Kaientai (Taka and Funaki) and the Blue Meanie as partners, but he attacked them before the match so he could go in alone.
DUD
Squash match. In the Survivor Series?

Chyna (w/Miss Kitty) defeated Chris Jericho to retain the WWF Intercontinental Championship (13:45)
Chyna pinned Jericho after a low blow and a Pedigree off the top turnbuckle.
**3/4
Jericho had to chop off his dick if he lost. Talk about motivation! I don't think that happened though.

(4 on 4) Survivor Series match: Too Cool (Grand Master Sexay and Scotty 2 Hotty) and The Hollys (Hardcore and Crash) defeated Edge and Christian and The Hardy Boyz (Matt and Jeff) (w/Terri Runnels) (14:26)

Elimination #
Wrestler
Team
Eliminated by
Elimination move
Time

1
Edge
Hardyz/Edge & Christian
Hardcore Holly
Pinfall with a Schoolboy
6:06

2
Matt Hardy
Hardyz/Edge & Christian
Scotty 2 Hotty
Pinfall after a DDT
6:22

3
Scotty 2 Hotty
Too Cool/Hollys
Jeff Hardy
Pinfall after a 450 Splash
10:11

4
Jeff Hardy
Hardyz/Edge & Christian
Grand Master Sexay
Pinfall after a Tennessee Jam
11:34

5
Grand Master Sexay
Too Cool/Hollys
Christian
Pinfall after a Diving Reverse DDT
11:45

6
Crash Holly
Too Cool/Hollys
Christian
Pinfall after a Impaler
13:58

7
Christian
Hardyz/Edge & Christian
Hardcore Holly
Pinfall with a Victory Roll counter
14:26

Survivor: Hardcore Holly
**3/4
Again, pretty good stuff.

The New Age Outlaws (Mr. Ass and Road Dogg) defeated Al Snow and Mankind to retain the WWF Tag Team Championship (13:59)
Mr. Ass pinned Mankind.
*3/4
Way too long.

The Big Show defeated Triple H (c) and The Rock in a Triple Threat match to win the WWF Championsip (16:15)
Big Show pinned Triple H after a Chokeslam.
Stone Cold Steve Austin was supposed to be in this match, but was run over in the parking lot before the match. Big Show replaced him.
**
Nothing really to say about this match.

Bad show with 2 **3/4 matches to save it from all time low.

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