In Your House XV: A Cold Day in Hell Review

It’ll be a cold day in Hell if this show is good. HA! I’M HILARIOUS!

Hunter Hearst Helmsley (w/Chyna) defeated Flash Funk (10:05)
Helmsley pinned Funk after a Pedigree.
*1/4
Still a couple more months till HHH gets a personality.

Mankind defeated Rocky Maivia (8:46)
Mankind forced Maivia to submit with the Mandible claw.
**1/2
Solid stuff.

Ahmed Johnson defeated Crush (5:38)
Johnson pinned Crush with a roll-up.
¾*
Crap.

Ahmed Johnson defeated Savio Vega (5:37)
Vega was disqualified after hitting Johnson with a steel chair.
¼*
Double Crap.

Faarooq defeated Ahmed Johnson (2:10)
Faarooq pinned Johnson after a Dominator.
DUD
Wow the dreaded Triple crap. This show IS special.

Ken Shamrock defeated Vader in a No Holds Barred match (13:21)
Shamrock forced Vader to submit with an Ankle Lock.
**
Shamrock’s debut match where he beat the shit out of Vader.

The Undertaker defeated Steve Austin to retain the WWF Championship (20:06)
Undertaker pinned Austin after a Tombstone Piledriver.
**3/4

~ Wow. If you liked Ahmed Johnson, then this was your show! For the other 100% of the population, the best match was at **3/4, and the show was awful. I mean like 1995 awful.