Judgement Day 2003 Review

Oh yeah, forgot to post this one. So much for the shows being in order.

• John Cena and The F.B.I. (Chuck Palumbo and Johnny Stamboli) defeated Chris Benoit, Rhyno and Spanky(3:58)
o Stamboli pinned Spanky after the Kiss of Death.
o **
Way too short.

• La Résistance (Sylvain Grenier and René Duprée) defeated Test and Scott Steiner (w/Stacy Keibler)(6:19)
o Grenier pinned Steiner after a Bonsoir.
o *3/4
Not that bad actually.

• Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri defeated Team Angle (Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin) in a Ladder match to win the WWE Tag Team Championship(14:18)
o Eddie grabbed the belts to win.
o ***1/4
Forgetable as a ladder match.

• Christian won a Battle Royal also involving: Val Venis, Chris Jericho, Lance Storm, Test, Rob Van Dam, Kane, Goldust and Booker T to win the re-activated WWE Intercontinental Championship(11:38)
o Christian last eliminated Booker T to win.
o The battle royal consisted entirely of men who had previously been IC Champion (with the exception of Booker T).
o *1/2
Whatever.

• Torrie Wilson defeated Sable in a Bikini contest
o Tazz was the host and declared Wilson the winner without consulting the crowd.
o No Rating

• Mr. America (w/Zach Gowen) defeated Roddy Piper (w/Sean O'Haire)(4:58)
o Mr. America pinned Piper after a leg drop.
o DUD
Please Piper, put on a shirt!

• Kevin Nash defeated World Heavyweight Champion Triple H(7:25)
o Triple H was disqualified after hitting referee Earl Hebner with a sledge hammer, Triple H retained the title.
o *1/4
Hardly the classic they were promising.

• Jazz defeated Victoria, Jacqueline and Trish Stratus in a Fatal 4-Way Match to retain the WWE Women's Championship(4:48)
o Jazz pinned Jacqueline after a DDT.
o ¾*
Yay, and I don't care.

• Brock Lesnar defeated The Big Show in a Stretcher match to retain the WWE Championship (15:27)
o Lesnar put Big Show on the stretcher on a forklift and dragged him across the line to win.
o ***
Not bad considering it's a Big Show match.

~ Another average show, this one saved by 2 *** matches.