Wrestlemania 25 Live Review

Colons vs. M&M - **3/4
Really fun match. Great way to kick off the show. I was surprised to see it on the preshow, but whatever. If you’ve seen one of their matches, you’ve seen this one. Still really good for time given.

MITB - ****
I could go ***3/4 but my blind markiness for Punk pushes this into that territory. Really enjoyed it as the rating shows. Kofi is a freak. He really stood out in the match. There was also a part of me, albeit small, that thought maybe Orton wins the title and HHH kills him. Then Punk cashes in and poetically gets revenge on Orton for taking his title in September. I know, I know.

Apparently, I’m the only one who didn’t mind Kid Rock. I mean I had that damn CD with these songs 10 years ago, so maybe that’s why. Way too long though.

Divas - N/R
Too much shit going on for me to care. I looked in the ring from my seats and saw a sea of blonde hair, so it was tough to pick them apart. Santino was pretty over. I don’t rate battle royales.

Jericho vs. Legends - **1/2
Holy mother. Blew me away. Give Steamboat a contract now. Glad Jericho went over. Speaking of over, Flair very much is. I heard ‘woo’ing all day and he got a great pop when his face showed on screen or when he was in the match.

Matt vs. Jeff - ***1/4
Pretty much what I expected. Fun hardcore garbage match. Loved the finish too, just a sick TOF.

Rey vs. JBL – ¼*
Um, yeah. Thanks for the memories, John. Entertaining segment.

Michaels vs. Taker - *****
All right. First off, I’m pleased to see ratings like this from a ton of people for the match. When it was over and the first “rating” to pass through my mind (I swear it didn't cross my mind until after the 3 way was over. I was like, “Oh yeah, STARZ~! What was I thinking? This is clearly the most important thing about wrestling. I should probably get on that if I want some sweet IWC credibility.”) was *****, I figured I’d have to explain myself. Looks like I’m not alone, but I’ll go ahead and try to anyway even though I’m dead tired as I type this. I remember people saying that everyone was rating this match ***** before it even happened like Flair/Michaels last year. I’m sure in some instances it’s true, but not on my end. I’m a low expectation kind of person. I keep them there and I’m rarely let down (especially when it comes to wrestling, where even if I’m let down by something, I can turn around and find another match or whatever to pick me up).

Anyways, I’m gonna go ahead and cheat with my rating and use an old fashioned cop out. My reasoning? You just…had..to be there. OK, judging by all the five stars I see coming from posters I see that isn’t necessarily true. The whole fucking feel of this moment (not match…moment. From the screenshot that flashed on the big screen before the match took place, to the pop THAT got, to Shawn’s (I’m sure super cheesy to some but not to me) grand entrance to clearly the match itself, everything about this screamed perfect to me. I’ve had a feeling very close to this before, at Mania X-7 when I saw Rock and Austin tear that dome down.

I thought they put the match together so well. These guys are truly 2 of the best on Earth. No doubt. I swear to you, when Taker missed the suicide dive, I thought he was legit knocked out and I thought Shawn would win via countout. They got me. What a fucking tease that Mark Callaway is. Throughout the rest of the match I was on the edge of my seat. I remember looking up around the stadium. I just wanted to take in what I was apart of; Truly one of the most epic matches ever, imo. I seriously felt like this was one of the greatest moments IN MY LIFE. Man, I take wrestling too seriously. None the less, this match had me jumping up and down in the aisles…literally. When Shawn started stomping his foot to “tune up the band” I stomped along with him. I’m 25 years old and I was stomping on the ground to the beat of a balding man child (™Andy). I just didn’t give a fuck about looking cool in front of the people in the crowd. I just let myself go. I’d like to say I embarrassed my friends…but they were doing the exact…same…thing. This is all real, btw. Take the rest of the actual match into account, and you have more than enough to justify 5 asterisks. I swear to God I’m not trying to rub in the fact that I was there and you guys weren’t, but if you were there, you’d know what I’m saying.

This is all on one watch, though. Who knows, I could fall out of love with it. Probably will. But for now I’ll stand proud with ***** next to the match. I can already see this called the most OVERRATED MATCH IN EVERZ~.

Cena vs. Edge vs. Show - ***1/4
Oh hey guys, good luck following THAT. I’d say hundreds left after Taker/HBK was over, but the place was still pretty full. Anyway, really good match here, which is what you expect from the WWE main event style triple threat. Glad Cena won. There were so many smarks in my are who jeered his very existence, my friends included. I can say that I totally embarrassed them when he won and I acted like a fucking dork for the guy. Good times.

HOF stuff was cool. When Austin left about 5 seconds after he was announced, everyone in my are both laughed and booed. When he came out he got their hearts right back. Generic Beer party thing he does but I loved it.

Orton vs. HHH – N/R
OK, reason it’s N/R is because I wasn’t giving my utmost attention to the match. There were unsupervised kids sitting in front of us all night who were jumping up and down on seats and stuff, and in this match it really annoyed me. They were losing their shit, it didn’t help they had like 23 funnel cakes throughout the night. They might as well have snorted an eight ball in the bathroom. Plus, my friends were pretty burnt out and I was just chatting with them through some parts of the match. Add to that the camera men were being douches by taking the boom cam all around the arena. This led to everyone’s interest going to the camera, as opposed to, you know, the match. Plus the crowd was pretty dead after HBK/Taker anyway. That clearly should have main evented. The crowd was trying so hard to get into this but they just fell flat. Finish didn’t help things. I drove home hoping that maybe it came across better on TV. I mean, I didn’t like last year’s main event as much as most, so maybe this is the same. Apparently not, judging by these ratings. I’ll take a peak at it fairly soon because I want to have an honest opinion, but if you forced me to put a rating next to it with doubt in my mind about the match (What are you? A MONSTER?!) I’d probably say about **3/4 or so. However you look at it, I’m sure it’s a match that no one will ever say anything positive of for years to come.

EDIT: On a rewatch, I'll probably go **1/2. There was a good match in there somewhere, but it got lost in the fucked up structure of the match, which was a little off as well. Both guys hitting their finishers in the first 2 minutes didn't help things as it really took the crowd out of it, who had witnessed 2 spotfests, Steamboat owning Father Time, Taker/Shawn, Cena winning the title, and Steve Austin's possible last appearance already and were pretty dead. There's a reason they're called finishers, you should build up to them and not use them as momentum shifters so soon. Probably could have shaved off 6 or 7 minutes as well. The finish was also pretty embarrassing but coming from HHH, you just grow to expect it. Again, the match was solid but unspectacular. Certainly not what a Wrestlemania main event should resemble. Quite the sour taste in your mouth.

Overall, I had the time of my life, and quite frankly I’m a selfish person and I’m all I care about.

TNA Destination X 2009 Review

Knockouts tag - *3/4
Enjoyable for what it was. Love needs the title ASAP. Only went 5 minutes but it was fine. Why is Daffney still in the Palin gimmick? Jesus TNA that shit jumped the shark months ago.

Magnus vs. Eric Young - *1/2
Never thought I'd say Eric Young totally carried a match, but here you go. This new guy is so green it's not even funny. Can't believe they gave this PPV time.

Bashir stuff. No thank you. Fast forward.

Abyss vs. Morgan (10,000 Tacks match) - *1/2
Not a fan of these matches. Abyss has singlehandedly killed them for me on the mainstream. Morgan has tons of potential, but he needs a feud with someone of Angle's caliber, not Abyss'. The in ring stuff meant nothing, as I knew that Abyss would get thrown off the stage since he put it up there about 2 minutes in. I take that back, because the can you top this stuff with pooring more tacks and then glass onto the pile was cool. Not a lot else.

ODB. This looked like Michale Cole commentary sounds. Fast forward.

Kong vs. Sojo (Knockouts Title) - 1/2*
Nothing really stood out so I'm just going with a rating here.

Joe vs. Steiner - 1/4*
Here's the thing about TNA, when they do something right, they do something wrong. Totally 2 steps forward and 3 steps back on their part. Joe kills Steiner? Fuck yes. Joe kills Steiner on PPV? No. Joe disfigures Steiner with knife later? Jesus, WTF TNA? I'll give em credit, this was entertaining, but do it on iMPACT and do us all a favor, K? Joe's pants fail, btw.

Booker vs. AJ Styles(Legends Title) - **1/2
This went by quick. 2nd Best Booker T match in TNA imo behind his 1st Joe match, but that's not saying much. I'm with Cal, I've never been a fan of Booker's. They tried ans I'll give em that.

3D vs. Beer Money (Tag Titles) - ***
Beer Money continues to leave their imprint on every match they're apart of. Fans can't help but love them. That's why the ending made sense to me. Their supposed to be heels and TNA reminded us of that. Sometimes you need a no finish and this was one of those times. Cage match next month is fine on my end.

Lethal vs. Creed vs, Sabin vs. Suicide vs. Sheley (X Division Title; Ulitmate X) - ***1/4
Spotfest, but we've seen it before. I enjoyed it but I'm not gonna whore out TEH STARZ~! for it.

Angle vs. Sting (TNA World Title) - **3/4
Sting continues to look lost out there. Saved by the epicness of Angle. A lot of hoopla but it was to be expected. I wasn't a fan of their 1st match and this wasn't as good as that one. Still solid, but if Angle can't hit *** with you, then somethings wrong.

Bleh PPV. 1st half was pretty atrocious with nothing above ** and those stupid segments. The 2nd half was pretty good, but I don't think it saves this from being mediocre at best. Hopefully they blow us away with Lockdown, but with 3 of the last 4 PPVs being below average, I'm not 100% sure they'll do it. I'm rooting for them though.

PWG The Musical

Top Gun Talwar & Charles Mercury vs. Human Tornado & Supa Badd - *1/4
Apolo Kahn vs. Ricky Reyes - *
Disco Machine vs. Scorpio Sky - **
The Thomaselli Bro. vs. X-Foundation - **1/4
B-Boy vs. Christopher Daniels - **1/2
Lit & Deranged vs. Hardkore Kidd - DUD
Chris Bosh & Quicksilver vs. S.B.S. (Excalibur & Super Dragon) - ***
American Dragon vs. Samoa Joe - ****

No Way Out 2009 Review

Edge vs. J. Hardy vs. HHH vs. Kozlov vs. Undertaker vs. Big Show (WWE Title; Elimination Chamber) - ***1/2
Shane vs. Orton (No Holds Barred) - **3/4
Finlay vs. Swagger (ECW Title) - *3/4
JBL vs. HBK (All or Nothing Match)- **1/2
Edge vs. Cena vs. Rey vs. Knox vs. Kane vs. Jericho (World Title; Elimination Chamber) - ****

Much like the Rumble PPV, how good a show was sometimes depends on how good the main attraction was. The chambers were both really strong, so I'll say this was an enjoyabe show no doubt.

TNA Against All Odds 2009 Review

Shelley vs. Young (X-Division Title)- ***
Steiner vs. Williams - **1/4
Magnus vs. Sabin - *
Booker vs. Sewell (Legends Title) - 3/4*
Kong vs. ODB (Knockouts Title) - *
Abyss vs. Morgan - **1/4
Beer Money vs. Lethal Consequences (Tag Titles) - ***
Sting vs. Angle vs. Brother Ray vs. Brother D-von (TNA World Title) - **

Pretty bad show. If you have that match as the main event, you need a strong undercard. This show did not have that whatsoever. The middle of the show was December to Dismember bad. A couple of good matches save it from all time stink, but it's still probably the most difficult TNA show to sit through for me since Hard Justice 07. Next month's show looks a little more promising, but I'm growing tired of the MeM/FL feud. Ugh, just so dissapointed in TNA. More fuel for the hater fire, and TNA deserves it for this.

PWG 88 Miles Per Hour Review

Puma vs. Black Tigers – **
Tigers' Mask vs. Bobby Quance - **
Havana Pitbulls (Ricky Reyes & Rocky Romero) vs. GURENTAI (NOSAWA & MASADA) - **1/4
Brad Bradley vs. American Dragon - ***
Adam Pearce & Hardkore Kidd vs. Frankie Kazarian & Babi Slymm - *
Ebessan vs. Kuishinbo Kamen - **
Joey Ryan, Scott Lost, Disco Machine, Excalibur, & Super Dragon vs. Scorpio Sky, Chris Bosh, Quicksilver, Charles Mercury, & Topgun Talwar - ***1/2

PWG Taste the Radness Review

Puma vs. Charles Mercury - *
Hardkore Kidd vs. Babi Slymm - ¾*
Havana Pitbulls (Ricky Reyes & Rocky Romero) vs. Sal & Vito Thomaselli - *1/2
Shannon Ballard vs. Samoa Joe - *3/4
Chris Bosh, Scorpio Sky, & Quicksilver vs. Super Dragon, Excalibur, & Disco Machine - **1/4
American Dragon vs. Bobby Quance - ***1/4
PWG Tag Titles: B-Boy & Homicide (C) vs. Joey Ryan & Scott Lost - **3/4
PWG Title Match: Frankie Kazarian (C) vs. Adam Pearce - ***